Stormy Daniels’ ’60 Minutes’ Ratings Beat Trump’s

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JUST LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA, I TUNED IN TO “60 MINUTES” LAST NIGHT TO SEE THE BIG STORY THAT EVERYBODY’S TALKING ABOUT — THE PROFILE OF GREEK N.B.A. SUPERSTAR GIANNIS ANTEOKOUNMPO. HAPPY SAGANAKI TO THE GREEK COMMUNITY. BUT […]

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Mike Pence Was Somehow All of Us Today

Mike Pence Was Somehow All of Us Today

A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN THE NEWS SO LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THIS MORNING, PRESIDENT TRUMP WENT ON A TWITTER TIRADE ABOUT HIS BORDER WALL AND SAID THAT IF HE DOESN’T RECEIVE FUNDING FOR CONSTRUCTION IN THE UPCOMING CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET, HE WILL JUST INSTRUCT THE MILITARY TO BUILD IT. ( LAUGHTER ) […]

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It’s Trump’s Party & He’ll Cancel If He Wants To

It’s Trump’s Party & He’ll Cancel If He Wants To

n LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. OF COURSE WE ARE DEEP INTO THE HOLIDAY SEASON WHICH MEANS PEOPLE ARE SELL BRAILTING AND GETTING TOGETHER. BUT ACCORDING TO A RECENT REPORT DONALD TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO CANCEL THE TRADITIONAL WHITE HOUSE HOLIDAY PARTY HELD FOR THE PRESS. NOW HE HAS CANCELLED IT. NOW DOES IT TECHNICALLY […]

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It’s Obvious Trump Has Been Smocking Something…

It’s Obvious Trump Has Been Smocking Something…

SO LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THIS MORNING, PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK TO TWITTER YET AGAIN TO LASH OUT AGAINST THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION, CLAIMING THAT THERE’S NO SMOKING GUN PROVING HIS GUILT. AND HE REALLY MUST HAVE BEEN WORKED UP, BECAUSE HE MADE THE SAME SPELLING ERROR– NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE. TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF, […]

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Why Does Everyone Keep Saying Mexico Will Pay for the Wall??

Why Does Everyone Keep Saying Mexico Will Pay for the Wall??

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT, T THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OVER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S BORDER WALL CONTINUES, SEEMINGLY WITH NO END IN SIGHT. YESTERDAY, DONALD TRUMP MET WITH DEMOCRATS TO NEGOTIATE TERMS TO END THE SHUTDOWN, BUT REPORTEDLY STORMED OUT OF THE MEETING, SLAMMING HIS HANDS ON THE TABLE, AND SAYING, “BYE-BYE.” (LAUGHTER) NOW HERE’S THE THING […]

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Rudy Giuliani Proves He’s a Cybersecurity “Expert”

Rudy Giuliani Proves He’s a Cybersecurity “Expert”

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS NOW. AS YOU KNOW, FORMER PRESIDENT H.W. BUSH WAS LAID TO REST TODAY AT THE AGE OF 94. IN HIS HONOR THE STOCK MARKET WAS CLOSED TODAY AND THE POSTAL SERVICE SUSPENDED ALL MALE DELIVERIES. SO NO MAIL TODAY. NOW OUR AUDIENCE OF THE SHOW IS QUITE YOUNG SO […]

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Saoirse Ronan Enjoyed Having The Emotional Upper Hand Over Timothée Chalamet In ”Little Women”

Saoirse Ronan Enjoyed Having The Emotional Upper Hand Over Timothée Chalamet In ”Little Women”

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT FROM “ATONEMENT,” “BROOKLYN,” AND “LADYBIRD.” SHE NOW PLAYS JO MARCH IN “LITTLE WOMEN.”>>LOOK AT ME! I’M HOMELY AND AWKWARD AND — >>I LOVE YOU, JO. AND YOU WOULD BE ASHAMED. I LOVE […]

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