Stevie Nicks: Leather and Lace

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IS LOVE SO FRAGILE AND THE HEART SO HOLLOW ♪ TO SHATTER WITH WORDS IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW ♪ YOU’RE SAYING I’M FRAGILE I TRY NOT TO BE SEARCH ONLY ♪ FOR SOMETHING I CAN’T SEE ♪ I HAVE MY OWN LIFE AND I AM STRONGER THAN YOU ♪ […]

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Don’t Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

Don’t Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AS YOU MIGHT KNOW, TRUMP HAS PLUNGED THE WORLD INTO A TRADE WAR. BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL TRYING DESPERATELY TO STOP IT, LIKE EUROPEAN COMMISSION PRESIDENT AND MAN NOT IMPRESSED BY HIS GRANDSON’S MAGIC TRICK, JEAN-CLAUDE JUNCKER. JUNCKER MET WITH TRUMP AT THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY TO TRY TO TALK TRUMP […]

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Family Guy – Peter Joins Men Knitting Club

Family Guy – Peter Joins Men Knitting Club

Hey, you have accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom Whoa the *Beep* Starts a conversation like that. I just sat down Geez what’s your problem Peter? Im sorry Quagmire I’m still just upset about the damn government sticking its nose in my business I hear you Wasting our tax dollars on ridiculous causes […]

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Stormy Daniels’ ’60 Minutes’ Ratings Beat Trump’s

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JUST LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA, I TUNED IN TO “60 MINUTES” LAST NIGHT TO SEE THE BIG STORY THAT EVERYBODY’S TALKING ABOUT — THE PROFILE OF GREEK N.B.A. SUPERSTAR GIANNIS ANTEOKOUNMPO. HAPPY SAGANAKI TO THE GREEK COMMUNITY. BUT […]

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Eugene Gets Surprised With His Worst Nightmare

Eugene Gets Surprised With His Worst Nightmare

– Today is a really big day. – What’s wrong with you guys? So dumb I hate this. What’s wrong with your face? – Eugene is going to sit in my lap. (laughter) (Try Guys Theme) – It’s a story of love and lap sitting. – I think we were all shocked that day, yeah. […]

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Mike Pence Was Somehow All of Us Today

Mike Pence Was Somehow All of Us Today

A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN THE NEWS SO LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THIS MORNING, PRESIDENT TRUMP WENT ON A TWITTER TIRADE ABOUT HIS BORDER WALL AND SAID THAT IF HE DOESN’T RECEIVE FUNDING FOR CONSTRUCTION IN THE UPCOMING CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET, HE WILL JUST INSTRUCT THE MILITARY TO BUILD IT. ( LAUGHTER ) […]

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Patrick Droney: Stand and Deliver

Patrick Droney: Stand and Deliver

-Making his television debut performing “Stand and Deliver” off his self-titled EP, please welcome to the show Patrick Droney, everyone. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -♪ You won’t drown in the river ♪ ♪ I’ll swim out to you ♪ ♪ I’ll stand and deliver ♪ ♪ I’ll carry you through ♪ ♪ If […]

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It’s Trump’s Party & He’ll Cancel If He Wants To

It’s Trump’s Party & He’ll Cancel If He Wants To

n LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. OF COURSE WE ARE DEEP INTO THE HOLIDAY SEASON WHICH MEANS PEOPLE ARE SELL BRAILTING AND GETTING TOGETHER. BUT ACCORDING TO A RECENT REPORT DONALD TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO CANCEL THE TRADITIONAL WHITE HOUSE HOLIDAY PARTY HELD FOR THE PRESS. NOW HE HAS CANCELLED IT. NOW DOES IT TECHNICALLY […]

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