Stormy Daniels’ ’60 Minutes’ Ratings Beat Trump’s

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JUST LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA, I TUNED IN TO “60 MINUTES” LAST NIGHT TO SEE THE BIG STORY THAT EVERYBODY’S TALKING ABOUT — THE PROFILE OF GREEK N.B.A. SUPERSTAR GIANNIS ANTEOKOUNMPO. HAPPY SAGANAKI TO THE GREEK COMMUNITY. BUT […]

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Eugene Gets Surprised With His Worst Nightmare

Eugene Gets Surprised With His Worst Nightmare

– Today is a really big day. – What’s wrong with you guys? So dumb I hate this. What’s wrong with your face? – Eugene is going to sit in my lap. (laughter) (Try Guys Theme) – It’s a story of love and lap sitting. – I think we were all shocked that day, yeah. […]

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Mike Pence Was Somehow All of Us Today

Mike Pence Was Somehow All of Us Today

A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN THE NEWS SO LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THIS MORNING, PRESIDENT TRUMP WENT ON A TWITTER TIRADE ABOUT HIS BORDER WALL AND SAID THAT IF HE DOESN’T RECEIVE FUNDING FOR CONSTRUCTION IN THE UPCOMING CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET, HE WILL JUST INSTRUCT THE MILITARY TO BUILD IT. ( LAUGHTER ) […]

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Patrick Droney: Stand and Deliver

Patrick Droney: Stand and Deliver

-Making his television debut performing “Stand and Deliver” off his self-titled EP, please welcome to the show Patrick Droney, everyone. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -♪ You won’t drown in the river ♪ ♪ I’ll swim out to you ♪ ♪ I’ll stand and deliver ♪ ♪ I’ll carry you through ♪ ♪ If […]

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It’s Trump’s Party & He’ll Cancel If He Wants To

It’s Trump’s Party & He’ll Cancel If He Wants To

n LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. OF COURSE WE ARE DEEP INTO THE HOLIDAY SEASON WHICH MEANS PEOPLE ARE SELL BRAILTING AND GETTING TOGETHER. BUT ACCORDING TO A RECENT REPORT DONALD TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO CANCEL THE TRADITIONAL WHITE HOUSE HOLIDAY PARTY HELD FOR THE PRESS. NOW HE HAS CANCELLED IT. NOW DOES IT TECHNICALLY […]

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It’s Obvious Trump Has Been Smocking Something…

It’s Obvious Trump Has Been Smocking Something…

SO LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THIS MORNING, PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK TO TWITTER YET AGAIN TO LASH OUT AGAINST THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION, CLAIMING THAT THERE’S NO SMOKING GUN PROVING HIS GUILT. AND HE REALLY MUST HAVE BEEN WORKED UP, BECAUSE HE MADE THE SAME SPELLING ERROR– NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE. TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF, […]

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Why Does Everyone Keep Saying Mexico Will Pay for the Wall??

Why Does Everyone Keep Saying Mexico Will Pay for the Wall??

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT, T THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OVER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S BORDER WALL CONTINUES, SEEMINGLY WITH NO END IN SIGHT. YESTERDAY, DONALD TRUMP MET WITH DEMOCRATS TO NEGOTIATE TERMS TO END THE SHUTDOWN, BUT REPORTEDLY STORMED OUT OF THE MEETING, SLAMMING HIS HANDS ON THE TABLE, AND SAYING, “BYE-BYE.” (LAUGHTER) NOW HERE’S THE THING […]

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