The Late Show Blanket Fort (with Lily Tomlin)

The Late Show Blanket Fort (with Lily Tomlin)


>>Stephen: YOU’VE BEEN AN
ADULT FOR A WHILE NOW. ( LAUGHTER )
YEAH.>>WELL, MOST DAYS.>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH. DO YOU EVER MISS BEING A KID?>>YEAH, GOSH, I MEAN, WHEN–
WHEN I WAS A KID, I USED TO TALK TO MY STUFFED ANIMALS, AND NOW I
FEEL LIKE THEY’RE NOT EVEN REALLY LISTENING. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: WOULDN’T IF BE GREAT IF THERE WAS A PLACE WE
COULD GO AND BE A KID AGAIN.>>IT WOULD BE SO GREAT IF YOU
DIDN’T HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW NOW.>>
>>Stephen: AS AN ADULT.>>IF THAT PLACE EXISTED —
>>Stephen: BUT THAT PLACE DOES EXIST, LILY.>>REALLY.>>Stephen: IT’S CALLED MY
BLANKET FORT.>>Stephen: HEY, LILY?>>YEAH?>>
>>Stephen: HEY, I WAS JUST THINKING,
I BET THAT WHEN YOU’RE OLDER AND YOU GET THE GROWN-UP MENU AT THE
RESTAURANT, THE MAZES ARE WAY HARDER. ( LAUGHTER )
>>HE, STEPHEN?>>YEAH, WHAT?>>GUESS WHAT?>>Stephen: WHAT, WHAT?>>THE TOOTH FAIRY HAS THE EXACT
SAME HANDWRITING AS MY MOM. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?>>YEAH, THEY WENT TO THE SAME
SCHOOL. ( LAUGHTER )
HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT PUBERTY IS?>>Stephen: I HEARD IT’S A
SUMMER CAMP WHERE THEY MAKE YOU DO PUSHUPS UNTIL YOUR VOICE
CHANGES. ( LAUGHTER )
>>I HEARD IT’S A PILL YOU TAKE THAT MAKES YOU NEED DIFFERENT
PANTS. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: THE OTHER DAY I ASKED MY DAD WHAT “PORKING”
MEANS.>>WHAT DID HE SAY?>>Stephen: HE SAID IT’S
SOMETHING NOT VERY NICE THAT MEN AND WOMEN DO.>>MY DAD CALLS THAT VISITING
GRANDMA.>>Stephen: HEY, HEY, LILY,.>>WHAT? ( MUMBLING )
I WAS ASKING YOU IF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING RIGHT
NOW. NO, NO?>>YEAH, I COULD UNDERSTAND. YOU WERE SAYING YOUR DAD LIKES
TO TEACH YOU HOW TO EMBROIDER. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE,
THAT’S TRUE. THAT’S TRUE. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD,
LILY?>>WHAT.>>Stephen: I HEARD THAT
SEASON 2 OF “FRANKIE ( BLEEP )– I JUST SAID THE WORD ( BLEEP ). I JUST SAID THE WORD ( BLEEP ). DON’T TELL MOM! DON’T TELL MY MOM I SAID
( BLEEP ).>>I AM GONNA TELL HER.>>Stephen: DON’T TELL HER.>>I WILL TELL HER.>>Stephen: DON’T TELL HER, I
SAID THAT.>>HEY, MRS. COLBERT!>>Stephen: SHHH! SHHH! IF YOU– IF YOU TELL HER I SAID
( BLEEP ), I’M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYBODY THAT SEASON 2 OF “GRACE
AND FRANKIE” IS ON NETFLIX. LILY TOMLIN, EVERYBODY, WE’LL BE
RIGHT BACK.

62 thoughts on “The Late Show Blanket Fort (with Lily Tomlin)

  1. This segment isn't turning out as funny as I thought it would… f**k. HEY EVERYBODY! I SAID F**K! F**K CBS!!

  2. Hay Lily eats the center out of the Oreo first … ๐Ÿ™‚ love those Oreo's but now there made in Mexico and shut down the plant in the USA .. I do not think I will buy them any more. ;(

  3. Oooh i miss being a kid! Climbing trees, building treehouses, playing outside all day, happytimes.:)

  4. I'm sorry, but I can't help but notice that Stephen Colbert has one fine ass… ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜

  5. Lily Tomlin, Chad Everett, Casey Kasem, Shelly Winters, Dr Wayne Dwyer etc. attended my University, Wayne State University, in Detroit, MI

  6. The sad truth is this represents their innocent childhoods. Nowadays, every question they had (the tooth-fairy, puberty, porking) would have been answered with a Google search, and they would grow up much faster than they should.

  7. I really like the idea of getting back to children stuff. beside the confessional jokes thisย segment opens also new dimensions mostly unknown to new computer fed generation of kids. and maybe we still have a chance to reconstruct the universe when we used to have Real friends without frontiers ๐Ÿ˜‰

  8. Wait. I still talk to my stuffed animals. Are we saying there's something unusual about this??

  9. I know it's the same voice actors (like I said in the other blanket fort videos) but I literally hear President Hathaway (Monsters vs Aliens) and Miss Frizzle (The Magic School Bus).

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